Category Archives: Satire

BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP WINS REPUBLICAN NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT 2012*

by Brian A. Wilkins
4/28/2011 (links and videos updated December 30, 2018)

Donald Trump has become the first candidate for President in the history of the United States to win a nomination without ever going through a primary.

The White House, in response to the birther conspiracies by Republicans and their offspring parties, released another birth certificate of President Barack Obama yesterday. Trump told a crowd of reporters that he was “proud of himself” because he was THE whiteboy who made the black President “show his papers.”

Watch Trump’s victory speech yesterday afternoon in New Hampshire.

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Arizona SB1070(A) Targets Pedophiles

ARIZONA STATE SENATE*

Fact Sheet For SB1070(A)

Child Pornography, Pedophilia, and Safe Neighborhoods

Purpose
Requires officials and agencies of the state and political subdivisions to fully comply with and assist in the enforcement of federal child pornography and pedophilia laws and gives citizens of Arizona subpoena power in certain investigations of individuals who look reasonably suspicious as to storing child pornography on their personal or business computers and/or participate in pedophilia activities.

Enforcement
Requires a reasonable attempt to be made to determine whether certain individuals are in possession of child pornography or participate in pedophilia activities during any legitimate contact … Read Entire Article